If this blog’s opinion is one you respect

Get this in print only to collect

Read this once and amuse yourself

But then it will gather dust on your shelf

It’s not autobiography but rather just rhymes

About wrestling, life and other pastimes

It names Rita Marie, Mel Phillips and other folks

But sadly lacks any mention of insider jokes

Though if you have a Kindle, there’s little expense

And it’s probably worth it at ninety nine cents

(The price listed above was correct at the time.

Since then it’s gone up to a buck thirty-nine.)

Buy on Amazon